Pocket-sized workplace injury
Folded past factory limits, still accepting calls.

The hinge gave up after the third fold. Folded did not. It reports for the night shift with one camera, one tired display, and a charging cable bent at an angle nobody approved. Every incoming call is answered eventually. Most outgoing calls remain trapped somewhere between the second and third layer.
Startup takes a while, but the sad face appears on schedule.
Power arrives through a cable held at a deeply personal angle.
Audio quality depends on which fold currently believes it is the speaker.
The warranty department stopped returning messages.
Ticker
$folded
Current shape
Little square
Fold count
Three too many
Camera
Still watching
Battery
Technically charging
Primary task
Trying to work
The call is still connected.